ubershit 

the thin line between a fart and a shit. usually when this occurs, you are meaning to rip a nasty fart. however, you try to hard and actually leave a skidmark in your underwear. ONLY try this at home...anywhere else and you're shit out of luck (no pun intended).

Leroy: Um, why are you walking funny?

Bubba: Ubershit.

Leroy: 'Nuff said.

ubershit by Quigley D. December 12, 2007

uberstitious 

A person who is obsessively superstitious.
The act or state of being overly superstitious.

He's probably late because of his uberstitious tick.
Would you get over your uberstitious nonsense and step up to the plate already!

uberstitious by Swampybaby October 25, 2017

uber shit

When you wait so long for your Uber that you shit your pants. There are two kinds of Uber shitters...those that will still get in the car with their shitty pants and that those that refuse to get in, out of respect for the upholstery.

After a big meal and several draft beers, Ryan and his crew needed an Uber to take them to the club. Their driver, Omar, was still 10 minutes away when Ryan started having terrible shit pains. Rather than risk missing the ride and disappointing his crew, he decided to hold it in till they got to the club....bad decision. With Omar but minutes away, Ryan dropped an Uber shit straight through his underwear and into his pants. The Uber pulled up to the curb and now it was crunch time. Ryan refused to get in the car, it was a matter principle. His crew jumped in and swore they would never tell anybody about the incident. Ryan stood alone on the sidewalk and called his mom to bring him pants and underwear.

uber shit by El Conquistador January 29, 2019

ubersite 

A website for gay sex hookups where homosexual adults can meet and befriend one another. Boasts a rather high rate of confirmed homosexual partners.

"Did you hear about method and shlongy getting together on ubersite? Hot stuff!" Tigerlilly said to ETS.

"Shut up and fist me." ETS responded.

ubersite by LSD 420 July 8, 2006

ubersite 

A place where people post things.

Fungah's posts kick ass, let's make a giant gold statue of him ubersite.

ubersite by Fungah June 11, 2006

ubershtufer

A non existant word inspired by German origins: the nonsense of Fredrich Nietzsche, the great music of Rammstein, and the leetspeakers of our generation. Similar to the invented word of Louis Carroll, galumph.

Man, that dood was scratching some of that ubershtufer over at the om-pah-pah hall, man. we need to get some veiner schnitzel b4 the gestapo gits all up ein here.

ubershtufer by The Mystic Mike April 22, 2004

ubershnit 

uber meaning soooooookoool the ultimate in trend, ubershnit is the oxymoron. cool but shit, typicaly descriping somthing so kool but pathetick at the same time.

man that faild 360 oli was ubershnit

ubershnit by ozymaster January 27, 2007