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Uberdonkey 

when you try to insult someone for being too cool. It also really pisses people the fuck off.
Joe Griffin is an uberdonkey,
Joe Griffin is an Uber redonculous donkey
Uberdonkey by JoeGisGay November 18, 2010

uberdouche 

(Adj.) A douchebag of such great proprtion, that simply calling them a douche will not suffice.
Carolinalax23 is an uberdouche for throwing water balloons at some kid at work, and making him cry.
uberdouche by heisman September 16, 2005

uberdouche 

a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.

A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).

2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.

Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
uberdouche by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012

Uberdork 

One who exhibits qualities of incompetence, social maladjustment, fashion retardation or just general dumbassness that far exceed those possessed by a run-of-the-mill dork.
I swear Alan is such an uberdork, I don't think he can be helped.
Uberdork by Will October 8, 2004

Uberdotious 

Something that is really awesome, great, cool, etc.
An emotion that consists of a mixture of excitement, happiness, joy, etc.
Person one: Dude, I just got a free new laptop!
Person two: Dude! Thats uberdotious!

Person one: Yea Man!
Uberdotious by sarahtheasian December 22, 2009

ubertomorrow 

A word for describing 'the day after tomorrow' because there is no such word.
A: How 'bout going to the club tomorrow?
B: Nah, I'm at my girlfriend's parents BBQ tomorrow. How 'bout ubertomorrow?
A: Yeah, That's mighty fine with me.
ubertomorrow by spaztee December 24, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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