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C.S.U.S. 

Chronic Status Update Syndrome.

When complete tool bags, who, have absolutely nothing else productive to do with their time, feel the need to be completely annoying by updating their Blackberry Messenger status every 2 minutes, to tell everyone on their friends list their entire life story for the day, and hope that somebody will care even the slightest little bit about their pathetic existence, when in reality, nobody gives a rats ass. Furthermore, people who suffer from CSUS would go so far as to announce such absurd things such as their death (or suicide) on their BBM status, but once again much like before, nobody really cares. Almost everyone knows of several people who directly fit this description, as it is a growing problem amongst young adults who are completely and totally unsatisfied with themselves and suffer from a huge lack of self confidence as well as a lengthy list of other mental and physical problems and/or disorders.
Bob: Did you know Meg is going to get retarded drunk tonight?

Joe: Yeah dude, I saw it on her BBM status 15 times already in the past hour. She suffers from a bad case of C.S.U.S.
C.S.U.S. by getit54 August 28, 2010
U.S.M.C.= Marines are all nuts
U.S.M.C by Sgt USMC July 10, 2006

U.S.P.C.C. 

United States Pizzly-Bear Cavalry Corps. Elite military unit of shock troops, characterized by axe-wielding infantry mounted on hybridized polar-grizzly ("Pizzly") bears. Rumored to be commanded by Chick Norris. In a similar fashion to Delta Force, the Pentagon refuses to officially confirm the unit's existence.
Wise Spectator: "We wouldn't have a problem with insurgents or finding Bin Laden if we'd make more use of the U.S.P.C.C."

-or-

"Dude, ask yourself what a pizzly bear cavalryman would do in this situation."
U.S.P.C.C. by GFW February 24, 2009
The Ruling body of every body,... well actually the ruling body that exists for our bodies. The United System and Organ Counsel is a council made up of many Systems and Organ states. If one where to count the entire citizenry of the U.S.O.C the population would in most circumstances be over a trillion individuals. These individuals are ruled by a governing system and/or Organ state. The U.S.O.C comes into being at the point when the first Systems and Organs states are created for an individual in the womb. No two U.S.O.C's are alike.
Dude my U.S.O.C is all jacked up. I think it's because of that two day bender i went on. My brain and liver got a beat down ... But cant wait to do it next weekend. :)
U.S.O.C by Shrike2001 September 21, 2022

F.O.C.U.S.

fuck off cuz you're stupid
Dude! F.O.C.U.S.!
F.O.C.U.S. by YourMom* September 9, 2010
The Screwed Up Click is an assortment of rappers from the southside of Houston, Texas started by the late DJ Screw. After appearing on numerous screw tapes and spreading their name throughout southern hip hop, they have become well respected and have earned a proud reputation. Despite the deaths of several members and the incarceration of others, the S.U.C. continues to represent for Houston and remains a strong presence in the southern hip hop scene.

The founding members of the S.U.C. are Screw himself, Lil' Keke, Fat Pat, Big Hawk, Mike D., Big Pokey, and the Botany Boyz (C-Note, Will-Lean, D-Red).

Other members include Woss Ness (Big Steve, Big Bee, Lil' Head, Mistah Luv), Big Jut, Big Moe, Z-Ro, Lil' O, Trae, Dat Boy Grace, Big Mello, C-Ward, Head, Lil' 3rd, Mr. 3-2, E.S.G., Clay-Doe, Lil' Flip, Yungstar, Wood, Al-D (Screw's brother) and others. In addition, UGK and South Park Mexican are considered "Screwed Up Affiliated". 3rd Ward/South Houston is the groups place of orgin.
The S.U.C. is running the South like a race
S.U.C. by T-Rent Money July 31, 2006