J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the
act of doing something so incredibly
immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a
Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.
Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage
name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by
car, completely
drunk.