Top Definition
a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard
Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!
by wow.... February 19, 2009

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