by jevanyn August 21, 2009
A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 28, 2008
by pfunknewts July 16, 2009
A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.
Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
by AVLRider October 13, 2010
When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter
by Dude that fucks Jessica Alba August 21, 2008
A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
by lacequill October 14, 2020
Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 17, 2017