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Txting Lane

the lane on a street/highway (usually the one farthest to the right), where drivers go 20 MPH slower than the people around them, and txt while driving their car
That *&%$%*# was driving 10 MPH in the txting lane - can't they wait until they get home, to text their bff?
Txting Lane by Samboni63 June 12, 2010

2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr 

Stated when the action of texting via the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.
Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: What?
Man: 2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr.
Bro: I see...
Man: Eye C U 2.

Txengseng 

A Txengseng is nice, kind, friendly, and empathetic. A Txengseng doesn’t like conflict but may find them entertaining. A Txengseng will listen to all your problems and try his very best to make you feel better. A Txengseng cares for everyone and even a bit too much. He’s the best friend anyone would ask for. A Txengseng is truly someone special and is meant to be held dearly.
You see that guy? How can someone be that caring for everyone around him? Is his name Txengseng?
Txengseng by Moonlight_Ahri June 13, 2023

txtgasium 

Placement of your phone in a warm and sensitive place and ask a male friend to send you multiple txt in a rhythmic cadence to arouse your fun button.
Doc sent a barrage of buzzing messages to Mae while she enjoys the luxury of an added love scene in Old Yeller as she experienced a killer txtgasium!
txtgasium by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

red-txting 

Much like drunk-txting but without the antagonistic factor. Mad, euphoria-induced txting of random friends to convey and share feelings of wave-like state of mind resulting from consumption of magic red beans.
red-txting msg: wooooaaaaaah omg i am a turtle ride the wave i love you sooooo much hugggggs n kisses
red-txting by cubiq space girl September 22, 2007

Con-txting 

The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.
Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"
Con-txting by Jackette55 November 24, 2009