pulling a txisten 

(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.

kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.

pulling a txisten by Copper_Whorehey November 21, 2017

Tristum 

Has very very big booty like a hippopotamuses penis has very big fat penis and likes to fuck everyone’s mom
Is very sexy and has big mouth good for kisses 👌👈🎅🏿🌚😁😘 his magnum opus of a cock will make you come so fast 💨

Billy joe: Dayum Tristum has big booty today
Riley: His booty always big come let me kick your ass

Tristum by MegaCockTearer69 June 13, 2019

Twisturbation 

Posting something on Twitter in an effort (conscious or otherwise) to stroke one's own ego, i.e. what nearly every single Twitter user is doing nearly every single time they post something on Twitter. The post itself can be of either a positive or negative nature; the only aspect of import is its lack of useful content, much like actual masturbation.

If you glance, even once, at Snooki's Twitter feed, you have enabled a Twisturbation addict.

Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.

Twisturbation by TheShaz January 6, 2012

twisturbate 

to masturbate by twisting one's penis around.

He twisturbated and hid dong hurt.

twisturbate by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014

Tristun 

A loyal girl who is always there for you in your hard times she is funny and can always find a way to make you laugh she may seem shy at first but once you get to know her she is funny and outgoing Tristun is one of the most loyal people you will ever know she will congratulate you when you have done good and she will give some good advise when you need help

Girl1: have you met Tristun?
Girl2: yes she is so funny!!
Girl1: at first i thought she was shy but then i got to know her and she is super funny

Tristun by Tristun May 20, 2018

Twisturd

When the tornado is a complete disappointment.

Man, that tornado turned out to be a twisturd.

Twisturd by PeaceMarauder June 3, 2026

Twisturd

When the tornado is a complete disappointment.

Man, that tornado turned out to be a twisturd.

Twisturd by PeaceMarauder June 4, 2026