twyms 

twymns = thats what your mom said

Douche bag: God I love eating your sausages mr butcher!
Butcher: TWYMS NOW GTFO MY STORE!

twyms by mrPaT10 September 12, 2006

Twysface 

A person who is an avid user of all three main social networks including Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook.

I have done nothing but Twysface online all day today.

Twysface by TeronTheDon April 21, 2009

TWYS 

TWYS stands for Think While You Suck (My Dick).

Used when someone needs to reconsider or reflect on a stupid question they've just asked.

"TWYS" is used when you can't be pained to answer the question, so you respond with it to make the asker shut up and use their brain.

Zoey: Why does everyone hate me? D:

Bill: TWYS

TWYS by MemeRuiner July 26, 2009

twyman 

A rare last name yet beautiful Twyman means a goofy person with a great personality always smiling if you get in a Twymans face you’ll get punched twyman also means very active

There goes a beautiful Twyman

twyman by anonymous March 13, 2018

Twywss 

That's What You Wish She Said. Often used as a counter for TWSS jokes (that's what she said)

Person: OMG!! That thing is huge!

perv: haha, TWSS!!

(noob lol's fil screen)

Person: No, TWYWSS

(50 More lol's enter screen)

Twywss by TWYWSS October 18, 2010

twystery 

A twisted mystery, in a novel or movie.

Man we saw that knives out movie tonight, what a twystery that was! Never saw it coming!

twystery by Harryboy08 December 7, 2019

Twysteria

Mass hysteria caused by Twitter

Guy 1: "Dude did you read that tweet from Miley Cyrus last night?"
Guy 2: "No. What did it say"
Guy 1: "She told everyone that she had the swine flu!"
Guy 2: "Boy, I bet that caused some twysteria"

Twysteria by SpencerN. April 29, 2009