tore up from the floor up 

Term describing current state of mind and body usually caused by obscene usage of drugs or alcohol.

I ate 2 hits of X an drunk a beer an i was tore up from the floor up.

After funneling 42 beers i was tore up from the floor up.

tore up from the floor up by Eckstahesee December 19, 2003

tore up 

So drunk you think that doing things that are incredibly bad for you are also incredibly funny. So drunk you can't do anything but lay around.

"Let's get tore up and pass out in the hot sun!"

tore up by Ass Raider May 14, 2003

tore up 

Extremely ugly, busted, broke down, and haggard. "Straight tore up" is the superlative form.

As Kelly fell out of the ugly tree and hit successive branches on the way down, she went from nothing to write home about to ugly to broke down to busted to straight TORE UP!

tore up by Nick D February 10, 2004

tore up 

Used as a DESCRIPTION

the TORE in "tore up" replaces negative words like "fucked," "beat," and "messed" in a phrase of dissatisfation.

Also used as an ACTION:

Succeeding beyond expectation.

"His grill is tore up!"

"Last night I tore it up! She'll be walkin' funny for at least a week!"

tore up by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

tore up jack 

A stupid manuever made in a car by a driver that causes major body damage when an accident occurs.

That guy really tore up jack on his car. when he drove off the road.

tore up jack by Little Retard November 5, 2005

tore up 

to get very drunk and pass out.

Meatwad: "Now where's my whisky? im gon'get tore up!"
Ignignokt: "We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall..."
Err: "And then we can get Tore Up!"
Ignignokt: "And pass out in the hot sun..."

tore up by Devin Gallagher February 12, 2006

tore up from the floor up 

adj. Describes an ugly girl. see two-bagger

That girl was tore up from the floor up, yo! Why did you set me up with her?

tore up from the floor up by fizzle April 2, 2004