TwoHoles

"TwoHoles" simply means to have 2 assholes. Having an ingrown ass hair causes the opening of the second hole. The first person on record to have "TwoHoles" is Rino who is now called TwoHoles. People who have "TwoHoles" are usually known to be useless so watch out!

Shooter McGavin: hey you see that kid with TwoHoles over there?
Chris: Oh yeah I see him, isn't that Rino?
Shooter McGavin: Yeah that TwoHoled bastard is pretty useless.
Chris: You said it!

TwoHoles by Hole-Killa July 28, 2008

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i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

i got two phones by luhvtuls October 2, 2023

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Related Words

i got two phones • TBophobes • triphonest • Nigga twoshoes

Nigga twoshoes

When a nigga starts asking too much questions that it’s annoying

You know andre he’s too much of a nigga twoshoes

Nigga twoshoes by stopitwiththeshenanigans September 15, 2019

TBophobes

People who hate the show "True Blood" and insult it, and their only reason for disliking it is the fact that it contains alot of sex scenes and southern american accents.

Amy is a TBophobe

The rest of the earth isnt TBophobes

TBophobes by PIMPBITCH December 6, 2009

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triphonest

another deez nuts joke

hey you acking like triphonest rn
who tf is triphonest
triphonest dick (trip on this dick)

triphonest by H_baby May 20, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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