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Twelvesome 

1. When twelve people somehow manage to have sex together.
2. THE BEST GROUP OF FRIENDS. EVER.
Mandy and Lisa were sitting home alone when 10 boys showed up at their door. Each was shirtless and the girls smiled as they walked straight upstairs to their bedroom. On the way up they began stripping and tossing their clothes down. As the girls entered their room, the boys were sitting there waiting for them. The girls began kissing each one as they stripped each one individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating the girls out. By the time they all had a turn, Mandy had already orgasmed twice, and Lisa four times. Now Mandy laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Another boy was having mammary sex with her, as two others each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. Then Lisa sat on her face, and Mandy began to eat her out. Lisa then took two cocks in each hand and gave two boys handjobs, while she gave the last one a blowjob. The first two boys getting handjobs came on Mandy's face, the one having mammary sex came on her chest, the two sucking her breasts came on her stomach, and Lisa came on her face. The other two boys having handjobs came on Lisa's face, as the one getting a blowjob came in her mouth. Mandy rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate it. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her came at the same time. It was the best twelvesome ever.
Twelvesome by Flyingtrash August 7, 2017
A term used to say police. Usually heard in the south or any predominantly black neighborhood in the United States.
"FUCK TWELVES!" - Migos Gang
twelves by mr. stuhhlin' February 18, 2014

Twelveside

A succubus that denies that they are one, very dangerous.
Person 1 (Succubus): No, I am NOT a succubus.
Person 2: ok twelveside.
Twelveside by MastTheBest February 7, 2022

Twelvestepper 

When a person has an extremely long fart whilst walking, which usually lasts approximately 12 steps.
Murray was walking down the stairs and you could hear him doing a twelvestepper.
Twelvestepper by strokeslover December 28, 2010

Doin' Twelves

When one masturbates twelve times, in succession
A: Hey, what you doin?

B: Doin' Twelves...

A: I'll check back later.
Doin' Twelves by Nomisplay November 5, 2011

trolvestite

someone that looks like a troll and a transvestite
she looks like such a trolvestite
trolvestite by phlegm900 February 14, 2012