twofa 

2 grams of weed for 30 dollars.

A few years ago in Australia it was common practice for weed dealers to charge 40 Australian dollars for 2 grams of weed. Out of the blue a great deal starts being offered by entrepreneurial business, 2 grams of weed for 30 dollars which was the birth of the word twofa (Called Twofa 30 in it's earlier days, slang for "Two for 30")

Guy 1: G'day mate got any choof on ya?

Guy 2: Bloody oath I do cobba, my dealer just hooked me up with a twofa of da good shit

Guy 1: What a tope bloke, lets smoke some billys.

twofa by Buchmasser June 20, 2016

TwoFacedBitches

One minute they are your friends, but then decide to follow the crowd and try to bring you down.

august 2009:
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches

TwoFacedBitches by [prohmise] October 19, 2009

Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

Twofaced by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

Twofaceded 

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

Twofaceded by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

toofah 

Pronounced "too-fuh". Refering to the "two for one deal" in British supermarkets. It is used to add fluidity to everyday supermarket conversation (or any area that requires the act of purchasing) as the use of "two for one" has the tendency to slow down what would be a very quick sentence. As England is expensive supermarkets have introduced "two for one" deals, the population thrives on these deals in an attempt to keep the cost of their weekly shopping down.

"wait! buy these ones, they're on a toofah."

"it was on a toofah, had to buy it."

"man you got ripped off, i got those yesterday on a toofah"

"excuse me check out girl, do you have these on toofah?"

toofah by Snake Wedderburn September 21, 2006

toofah 

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.

The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.

toofah by Jim July 23, 2003

toofah 

an alternate spelling may be "tufa".

Ryan Truong wishes he was a tufa, but he's not.

toofah by paul July 22, 2003