twoasted 

Being drunk and high off weed at the same time.

Man, I went to the club last night and I was twoasted!

twoasted by lala sd gurl September 3, 2010

twoasted 

adj. - a drunken buzz that usually onsets quickly.

..twoasted of the hizzy fo' shizzy my nizzy...

twoasted by Andy Mack September 25, 2005

firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

toasted clit 

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus

During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"

toasted clit by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

Toasted Snowflake by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

roasted and toasted by Treecko666 March 29, 2016