meat and two veg 

(UK slang)
mens gentials

youwch, me meat and two veg!

meat and two veg by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003

meat and two veg 

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

meat and two veg by IanM September 14, 2003

meat & two veg 

penis cock & testicles bollocks

alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"

meat & two veg by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003

Meat and two veg 

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

Meat and two veg by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

meat and two veg 

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

meat and two veg by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

Meat and Two Veg 

Male genitalia

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋

Meat and Two Veg by Marshmellow49 June 14, 2022

meat & two veg 

a tastey english meal

meat and veg

meat & two veg by fred November 25, 2003