two timer

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!

by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

Two Timer

A crap that takes two flushes.

Man, i just had a two timer!

by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005

Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

by Rach4GA May 29, 2017

two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

Suamico Two Timer

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.

"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."

by VDE April 5, 2008