Top Definition
putting ones testicals into a girls anus and then masturbating then ejaculating onto her back.
man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one
by clickyray June 22, 2008
masturbating while taking a poop
jay pulled a twoinone at his girlfriends grandmas house
by warhero87 April 04, 2010
Its 2 nipples in one ariola
zach has a twoinone
by TheKidInYourMom December 08, 2010
This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.
Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.
by Guilfoyle May 01, 2015

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