Two Camels in a Tiny Car 

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

Two Camels in a Tiny Car by Mayteana February 1, 2010

Two camels in a tiny car 

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

Two camels in a tiny car by Unknown1111234 February 2, 2010

two camels in a tiny car 

a statement that will allow you to win any conversation in existence

troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)

two camels in a tiny car by kingcuke4 January 5, 2011

Two Camels, One Car 

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

Two Camels, One Car by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010

Two angry camels in a tiny car. 

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Two angry camels in a tiny car. by victicom May 1, 2010

Two angry camels in a tiny car 

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

Two angry camels in a tiny car by Purplishisness January 26, 2010

Camellia Two 

Another more coded way to say camel toe. Usually used when shouting it across a group of old people

Teacher: "What is that song you're listening to?"

Student: "It's called camellia two by fanny pack"
lyrics of song: "First day of spring and by the look of things
These girls have forgot how to dress

A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress

Whoomp there it is!
Ya’ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside

Check the area thats pubic
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice

I wanna put you all in the know

Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe"

Camellia Two by fanny pack lover March 3, 2010