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two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.
two-bagger by Crassanova August 28, 2003

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.
the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!
two-bagger by Borne February 14, 2006

two bagger 

A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.
Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.
two bagger by mnx October 11, 2005

two bagger 

one bag just isn't going to cut it...
Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.
two bagger by joemammy December 14, 2008

Two bagger 

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
Two bagger by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022

two bagger 

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.
two bagger by Chamelion June 28, 2006