Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

Five-to-two-er by Schmee June 25, 2004

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

Five-to-two-er by Ben December 7, 2003

Errol a two pump chump 

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at

hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him

I would think,what a disappointment 🤫

Errol a two pump chump

By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!

Errol a two pump chump by Janet21 February 8, 2023

twoer 

A person with two buttholes

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer

twoer by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

Ten To Twoer 

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.

I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer

Ten To Twoer by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020

Twoer 

When you cum before bed but you still can't sleep so you have sex again.

It's o.k if we didn't have sex this morning... we had a twoer last night.

Twoer by Three'Er February 15, 2017

twoer 

A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.

Their restroom is a twoer.

twoer by lizzyb October 15, 2022