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Two Sox: Common Sox Fan/1st floor appartment dweller, who has a penchant for unhealthy} living and is in possession of/known to wear two socks that are not of equal elasticity and act independently of each other under the force of gravity i.e. one sock is a slacker and falls down quickly.
look at "two sox" going to have a smoke..

His mom must not have laid his clothes out today because he's got "two sox"
by PB13 October 04, 2007
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