A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!
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a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .
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THM SR.= two hand man senior :)
by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009
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1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.
Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009
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Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously
wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.
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(Noun)A gay gathering involving, but not limited to, Two men and a bottle of Port wine.
Homophobe: Oh eww, those guy's look like their on a Port-Man-Two.
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My partner and I demonstrated the Two man steeple for the lacrosse camp talent show.
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