Top Definition
when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
#two-handed-turtle #turtle heading #handjob #dirty moves #twohanded turtle
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
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