two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

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Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

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two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 07, 2021

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Two girls one cup

A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"

"Bruh, did you see Two Girls One Cup?"

by Syfxn July 02, 2021

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Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

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