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The shrewdest, stingiest and lowest price you could ever bargain with.
Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!
by BakedBroodle November 09, 2011