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4.
when someone is not worth a wank
that peter is always poncing the plum he is proper two bob!!
by roberto February 16, 2004
 
1.
Two bob shortened from two bob bit is cockney rhyming slang for shit.
"He's a two bob cunt"
by jimmymillwall May 05, 2006
 
2.
Class bloke with a great attitude towards friends and family.
twobob = respect
by simon hill May 27, 2003
 
3.
An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
"Oi get 'ere you Two Bob!"
by butterflyunderaglass January 08, 2006