look up any word, like ratchet:
 
1.
Two bob shortened from two bob bit is cockney rhyming slang for shit.
"He's a two bob cunt"
by jimmymillwall May 05, 2006
 
2.
Class bloke with a great attitude towards friends and family.
twobob = respect
by simon hill May 27, 2003
 
3.
An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
"Oi get 'ere you Two Bob!"
by butterflyunderaglass January 08, 2006
 
4.
when someone is not worth a wank
that peter is always poncing the plum he is proper two bob!!
by roberto February 16, 2004