twitterphile

N

A person who updates twitter at least 5 times an hour, every day. Often this person links their twitter account to their facebook account, causing the News Feed to be filled with only updates from them.

Derrick Wright is the biggest twitterphile I know.

twitterphile by Lord Guthrie April 22, 2009

twitterpaited 

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

twitterpaited by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009

twitterpaited 

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

twitterpaited by wicklette January 3, 2011

twitterpwine 

The illusion of getting girls from twitter.

Speaker 1 : "Damn! So it really was a dude?!?"
Speaker 2: "Yeah...fucking twitterpwine ..."

twitterpwine by 12345qwefdasfas October 17, 2011

twitterhole 

Lame, snooty, pretentious, show-off, over-paid, nerdy tech employees living in San Francisco. Usually employed by tech companies like Twitter or they just spend time in a dorm/hack house in South of Market starting another you've-never-heard-of company.

Person 1: "Hey man, lets go to this bar in SoMa, its a chill spot! "
Me: "No, thanks. I dont wanna be seeing anymore Twitterholes, I've had enough for today. "

twitterhole by Evilinc2001 September 14, 2016