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twitterfotze 

A girl (in some cases also a boy) that likes tattoo chokers, colored hair (pretty much blue), overknees, pizza and cuddles. They are on Twitter 24/7 and post selfies with their hand in their face.
Twitterfotzen are often deep and tolerant, that's what makes them feel individual. (But they're not)
*posts selfie with half face covered by their hand* "Look at me, I'm such a twitterfotze"

"I'm not as tolerant as all the twitterfotzen are"

twitterloution 

A revolution instigated, orchestrated and subsequently propagated and promoted by the WEB 2.0 Sensation Twitter.
The protests seen in Iran against the disputed election is the World's first Twitterloution.
twitterloution by Aviduser June 16, 2009

twitterholic 

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).
Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
twitterholic by KeatonTech March 30, 2008

twitter foul 

When someone posts a tweet or something saw on twitter on another social networking site.
@WolfpackAlan:"My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person."

John Doe on FB: My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

^^ Twitter Foul
twitter foul by theguyyouknow112 September 28, 2012

Twitterologist 

Someone who has over 1000 followers and over 5000 Tweets.
His followers and tweet count proves he's a twitterologist.
Twitterologist by EzKool April 7, 2010

Twitterfucker 

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.
Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.
Twitterfucker by snarky texas November 4, 2022