twitku 

To send a sensible Twitter message that is exactly 140 characters (including spaces and, if desired, a final period)

@twitku Contemplating why, after burping while alone in the house, I verbalize my apology ; speculating if I am overly polite or just a bit crazy.

Hey look, Arthur just send me a twitku!

twitku by SocoaBeachBum May 7, 2009

Twitdusky 

When a grown-ass man creepily stalks high school football recruits on Twitter, in the hopes of convincing them to attend the college of which they are a fan.

I'm gonna twitdusky that 5-star quarterback until he signs with Bama. Roll Tide!

Twitdusky by The_Phew September 26, 2018

Twitknock 

When you mix up Rohypnol and Cannabis and smoke it
in a gravity bong and then pass out on the floor.

Dude 1: Dude, i got so fucked up last night. i smoked some Ro and weed,
cuz i thought i could handle it but that shit was fo' real man. i got totally twitknocked!

Dude 2: Hahaha dude, you serious? i gotta try that!

Twitknock by Slipspace November 14, 2010

twituperation 

Twitter attack with harsh, often insulting language.

@Beaker gave @ruv a severe twituperation for being a clown over the open cloud manifesto.

twituperation by cloudycloudycloud March 31, 2009

Twitturbate 

Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)

"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"

Twitturbate by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008

twinkus 

someone who resembles that of a twink, sort of a gaycious boy looking dude who acts extremely gay.

Did you see the rainbow shirt that Gary was wearing, he is the epitome of a twinkus.

twinkus by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

Twinkularis 

Sunlight that filters through the leaves of trees

She and I spent the afternoon looking at the twinkularis. I went blind, but I feel it was worth it.

Twinkularis by Melody Howler July 5, 2017