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twitshit 

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself
i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb
twitshit by poptix June 30, 2009
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twitshitting 

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.
Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!
twitshitting by daychristo September 4, 2019

twitshit 

1) Useless and uninteresting tweets about something nobody cares about, most probably the result of the overexcessive use of Twitter.

2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.

3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.
1) Kim just tweeted: "getting out of bed". What a bunch of twitshit!

2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that

3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!
twitshit by lifeislikeadicegame January 7, 2011

twitshit 

A twitshit is where you take a crap and when you're done you twitpic the result.
1. This curry is going to lead to a beautiful twitshit.

2. Check out this twitshit I just did on my neighbours porch! (url)

3. I'll be out in a sec, just taking a quick twitshit. It's too good to simply flush!
twitshit by Mellow Bob October 7, 2009

Twitshitter 

(Twit-shitter) - n.
A person, or a United States President who excretes foul incoherent drivel into the Twitter community.
They're happy to squirt Twit-turds at anybody, not caring who gets covered in their repellent Twit-shit.
(razzpop.com)
That fool Twitshitter's squirtin' out twit-turds again. Damn-it, I'm gonna need me a hosin' down!
Twitshitter by RazzPop February 19, 2017

twitshit 

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.
Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit
twitshit by invalidrecord July 6, 2009