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Trillionsome

Sexual intercourse involving one trillion beings. Probably not possible.
dude I just had an epic trillionsome with a lot of girls!!!!!!111!!!
Trillionsome by SomebodyUnoriginal January 30, 2019

todillious 

The qualities of a vestment which is warm and soft and induces feelings of amity
What awesome todillious sweaters we are wearing bro!!!
todillious by bdoxlesterx December 15, 2016

twillionaire 

Used to describe performers/business people who made their fortune marketing to pre-teens/teenagers. (a.k.a. tweens)
"Despite her 'Punk' exterior, Avril Lavigne is a certified multi-twillionaire."
twillionaire by Mike Z. July 4, 2005

trillions 

Used in as a metaphor for "a lot".
Man, there's trillions of stupid people in the world.
trillions by Vaun December 16, 2003

Trillions and Trillions 

1-possible title for Carl Sagan's next book, had he lived longer.
2-the hyperinfintesmel amount of taxpayers' money spent bailing out banks in 2008 and '09.
3-a very large number
4- "# served" marquis-line on a random McDonald's inter-phase highway location in the year 2412...
Me: How many bytes in the universe Carl???
Carl Sagan MMCIVX: Trillions and trillions would barely begin the count Floyd... Let's grab a burger at the fly-thru...

Twirious 

Twitter speak.
The combination of "Twitter" and "Serious" to invoke a strong emphatic meaning towards a statement being Tweeted on Twitter.

In reference to something being said on Twitter:
-A Tweet of, showing, or characterized by deep thought.
-A Tweet of grave or somber disposition, character, or manner.
-A Tweet being in earnest; sincere; not trifling.
-A Tweet requiring thought, concentration, or application.
-A Tweet weighty or important.
-A Tweet giving cause for apprehension; critical.
Him: "I just saw Ben tweet that he actually prefers Coors over Pabst Blue Ribbon."

Her: "No way, you cannot be twirious!!"
Twirious by Adriana Deleo February 26, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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