twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twiddlevision 

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

twiddlevision by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twiddle the bean 

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

twiddle the bean by Dutch B January 1, 2007

French Twiddler 

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

French Twiddler by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008

twiddle the twat 

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

twiddle the twat by Skutner July 4, 2009