twelve and a bucket

Extremely large male genitalia, i.e. a 12-inch-long dick with a bucket-sized scrotum.

Rock: Bessy, you can't handle me.
Bessy: I damn well could, what are you packing?
Rock: Twelve and a bucket.
Bessy: (Prodding Rock's crotch with foot) Oh my!

by The Bogeyman October 28, 2013