tweetphilia

The love and/or addiction to updating your twitter.

Stage 1 tweetphilia- Mild. Update what you are doing maybe 5-10 times a day.

stage 2 tweetphilia- Moderate. Not only updating what you are up to, but having conversations in your tweeting and telling everyone how you feel about something. You also have your twitter updates on your myspace/facebook/ect. account.

stage 3 tweetphilia- extreme. Updating everything you do. Updating anything that comes to your mind. Using any possible way to tweet- including from your phone. You have downloaded a twitter app such as TweetDeck to update from. You are addicted. Seek help.

Tila Tequila has stage 3 tweetphilia.

tweetphilia by wonderbread_deluxx June 21, 2009

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Tweetophilia

a serious condition in which one suffers from hemorrhaging tweets at a dangerous rate.
none of the natural filters or editing agents are present to stop the flow

Donald trump is suffering from a serious case of tweetophilia

Tweetophilia by Anticipatory plagiarist September 14, 2017

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Tweetophilia

Possible... but a more common and much more serious condition is tweetophilia... none of the natural filters or editing agent are present to stop the flow

Donald trump suffers from tweetophilia

Tweetophilia by Anticipatory plagiarist September 14, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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