tweeler

A person, usually male, who enjoys sniffing little girl's bicycle seats.

Did you see that guy? He just smelled that bicycle seat that kid was riding on. What a tweeler.

by Eseer Tam November 22, 2017

tweeler

One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.

Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"

Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009