twaver
I was kinda twavering at the club so I decided to ditch my friends and sit in my room alone in the dark.
twaver by fado manieshi August 20, 2006
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tavern ham
Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014
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twaver • twater • travers • twatermelon • tavern • twaker • taverick • traverse • Twater-boarding • traversa
Traverse City Hasselhoff
When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.
Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019
tavern shack
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014
Carey tavern
Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.
Carey tavern by Barofregret August 5, 2018
Sumerian Tavern Joke
The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
Tavern Tan
Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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