twatwurst 

Someone who is a total tool, often wears polos with "popped" collars and usually calls people more conventional names such as douch bag or retard and still high fives in public. Said person also challenges random people to walking competions.

"Chuck" was gonna come out, but apparently she is a total twatwurst and will be spending the evening in.

twatwurst by "Chuck" O. April 19, 2009

twathurt 

Comes from the common term for butthurt, but with female use of the word. Or either way. Means someone gets hurt and feels disappointed or pissy super easily over something, can also mean a girl is PMSing and they are very sensitive at the time.

ex. ''okay we get it, your twathurt, so stop talking shit to make yourself feel better, bitch''

twathurt by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

twatmustard by sds August 28, 2005

TwatWest

Slang term for the NatWest Bank.

I spent almost an hour stood in the queue at TwatWest

TwatWest by TwatWester January 18, 2007

Twathurt 

Twathurt: A term referring to women, feminized males (not necessarily homosexual), or directed towards any individual that one may feel fits the description of previously said labels as a derogatory me. Twathurt, describes when women and feminized males are offended, excessively complain, whimper, and in some cases conduct themselves out of spite.

Example: Why are you so twathurt? I told my neighbor this morning that she needs to either start keeping her dog out of my yard, or I’m going to get animal control to take him to the shelter, she bolted back into her house slamming the door all twathurt.

Twathurt by Arty1976 December 2, 2015

missed twatpurtunity 

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.

That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.

missed twatpurtunity by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

Twatwhistle 

1. Musical queefing;
2. A term used to describe a person with a high, squeaky, and overwhelmingly irritating voice;
3. Musical cunnilingus.

Look, be cool. Don't roll like a twatwhistler.

Twatwhistle by Illiterate Bard June 13, 2017