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twatsponge 

a degrading term, generically meaning "tampon" (see tampon), except much more offensive. if you use it, it means you are expressing extreme anger towards that person you are calling a tawtsponge
twatsponge1: omfg dude! did you see that guy that just cunt-punted your girlfriend!?

twatsponge2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?! that guy is such a fucking twatsponge
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twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmonger 

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat
Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.
twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger 

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"
"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"
twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

twatsplooge 

The meaning of life. Without splooge in a twat, life would not be possible. Imagine a thirteen inch black dick, and rosie o' donnel filled to the brim with his cum. yarp.
Shit son, i got twatsplooge all over me nuts.
twatsplooge by Sharona Bitch January 9, 2008

Twatspanner 

The act in which someone acts rather foolish
Oh you’re acting like quite a twatspanner
Twatspanner by T-RampHater October 27, 2018