twatoo 

I hope this isn't too complicated, but it is a form of bodily adornment located above the lions and below the navel - a cheeky location - related to a psychiatric disorder, namely Vagina Dentata.

I have an illustrative example but this box won't accept (a PNG) it! If you want the photo respond with instructions.

She bent over and exposed her little friend adorned with a twatoo.

twatoo by Le Langue May 21, 2007

twattoo 

The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.

"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"

twattoo by olive man July 3, 2014

Twatmouth 

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

Twatmouth by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

twatcopter 

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer 

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022

Twatsocket 

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012