twatlog 

list of guys or girls that have been around or in side said twat

i had to check out her twatlog before i hit it.
jenny's twaglog was so extensive its a shock her twat still functions

twatlog by petterCoTTon September 1, 2014

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer 

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022

Twatalogue

A glossy brochure featuring ladies' bits, which sadly lacks a mail order element.

From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.

Twatalogue by Milo2009 July 8, 2009

twatlight 

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

twatlight by rejazz June 18, 2008

twatograph 

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.

These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!

twatograph by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

Twatology 

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.

Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.

Twatology by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006