twatlog
i had to check out her twatlog before i hit it.
jenny's twaglog was so extensive its a shock her twat still functions
jenny's twaglog was so extensive its a shock her twat still functions
twatlog by petterCoTTon September 1, 2014
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twatography
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."
Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010
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twatlog • twatlight • Twatdog • Twatology • Twatalogue • twatbog • twatboggler • Twatloaf • twatlord • twatograph
Twatographer
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?
Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022
Twatalogue
From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.
Twatalogue by Milo2009 July 8, 2009
twatograph
The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.
twatograph by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006
Twatology
The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.
Something about pregnant gold fish too.
Something about pregnant gold fish too.
Examples of twatology
Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.
The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.
Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.
The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.
Twatology by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006
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