Man: How's my little twatkins doing this evening?
Man's Wife: Excuse me? Did you just call me "twatkins"?
Man's Wife: Excuse me? Did you just call me "twatkins"?
by S. Michael Simms October 3, 2007
The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 7, 2009