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a stinky cooter, such as that of the recently deceased, or simply an extremely nasty bitch
Guy: what's that smell?
me: that bitch must have twatrot
twatrot by John Czolgosz September 7, 2007

twatchety 

A person who acts like a cranky old twat
My English teacher is really twatchety.
twatchety by Nick Fura October 23, 2022
Nasty ass nachos, topped with all kinds of shittiness.
Damn, those are some twatchos.
Twatcho by Dawson Brown November 28, 2005

twatcrobat

noun.

A person with far more energy than the rest of the group, usually at 4:00am, who is loud and bouncy to a degree that is making all others feel tired just by watching them.
"For god's sake, sit down and shut up, you twatcrobat."
twatcrobat by Andrew Doughty September 24, 2007
When you go down on a Mexican girl and you suddenly realize the someone blew their load in her just a few hour ago.
I went down on this chick and found out I was eating twatchos
Twatchos by Dr. Phil McKrackin June 19, 2013

twatcholism 

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.
"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."
twatcholism by jeromius October 26, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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