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1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005
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2
generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness
by Tek March 29, 2005
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How he's a TwatMuffin
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4
someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaƱos
yo stop being such a twat muffin
by bananašŸŒ June 06, 2016
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