turtleslut 

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.

This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!

turtleslut by hearton February 26, 2011

turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Turtlest

A person who fucking hates turtles and is a bit of a bitch.

Pooja is turtlest

Turtlest by Turtle_gang March 11, 2021

Turtlesucker 

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles

Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!

Turtlesucker by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

TurtleSquat by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004

turtleblunt 

A slow burning blunt.

Man this turtleblunt has been burning for days

turtleblunt by Turtleblunt February 1, 2018

Turtlemouth 

Turtlemouth, when a person has teeth but is not visible when talking/eating.

Robert : Hey bro how are you?
Robert’s friend : Good, did your teeth fallout last night? It looks like you have Turtlemouth
Robert : Why’s it called Turtlemouth?
Robert’s friend : because turtles do not have visible teeth.

Turtlemouth by turtlemouth April 20, 2024