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The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.
My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.
by oogelle January 15, 2010

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