turtle farm 

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

turtle farm by kamj1 April 8, 2010

Turtle Farm 

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

Turtle Farm by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021

Turtle Farmer 

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words

Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer

Turtle Farmer by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

turtle farmer 

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

turtle farmer by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015

turtle farmer 

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

turtle farmer by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024