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Term of endearment. Turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.

Pet name for fathers to give their daughters.
Dad: Hello turtle egg!
Daughter: ugh - hi dad.
by KWA2 December 05, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.
I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.
by smashuri November 02, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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