Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
by Reasonwriter703 January 23, 2012
DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022
Part of the Penis Showing Game.
When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
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