turtledumplin 

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

turtledumplin by CassieWin February 9, 2023

Truthbump 

The act of posting in a thread specifically to move it the top of a message board (bump) because of its profound depth and importance.

A play on the word "goosebumps," in reference to the feeling evoked upon reacting to certain stimuli.

FighteroftheNightman Posted: 04/27/10 4:09PM ET

Truthbumps for the video of KRS-ONE breaking down the NWO in two minutes.

Truthbump by Who Stole My Cookies? April 27, 2010

turtlebump 

very cool person that is loved

Hey turtlebump, your pretty fine.

turtlebump by Jared :] January 27, 2008

turtlebump 

1.) A cool person who is loved

2.) A name for a guy version of a cameltoe

1.) Hey turtlebump, you look sexy tonight.

2.) Ewww, look at Vipul's turtlebump! That's nasty, man. He needs bigger shorts.

turtlebump by Baby Cakes January 29, 2008

truthbumps 

n. the body sensation associated with confronting and acknowledging a previously unvoiced truth that may manifest as muscular constriction, often of the chest, or as chills and tends to be accompanied by sudden changes in breathing

I totally got the truthbumps when my therapist called me out on my shit.

truthbumps by allpraxis July 18, 2010

turblumpkin

A blumpkin but add a fried turkey leg.

My goal in life is to get a turblumpkin from Lauren's mom.

turblumpkin by Spooner84 November 13, 2025